no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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