So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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