I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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