That's intense
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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