she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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