it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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