today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize