I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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