her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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