no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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