2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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