The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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