The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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