this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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