where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.