if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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