was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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