I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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