I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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