u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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