Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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