i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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