his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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