Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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