"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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