Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Randomize
