Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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