i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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