Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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