fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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