i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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