For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Come on in and take your pants off
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