I wish I only lived at night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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