Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.