i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.