You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.