Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary