Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.