Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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