so explain again why im purple
no
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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