well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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