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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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