Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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