Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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