Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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