i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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