I look better un-naked...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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