Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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