How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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