oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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