why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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