What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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