I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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