Pappa wants mamma naked
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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