I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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