Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i came on her dog
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
