I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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